I HATE MED SKOOL!

This is me currently....

...and this will be me on Friday!!!!

2 MORE DAYS TILL THE END OF 3RD YEAR! WHOOT WHOOT!

*SIGH* BRB

EXAM STRESS!!! okay i'm not really stressing because im so over this whole med thing but I feel guilty posting when I should be studying the mound of topics that I haven't even looked at before. 

So I shall be gone till next week Friday after which I am sure I'll have a huge rant to deliver! lol 

Toodles! 

Btw this pic sums up my situation...rather it sums up my entire life...

 

*hehehe* cracks me up everytime!

GUY CODE

So I thought I was well versed in guy code you know the usual...bros before hoes, no tattling, no eye contact while at the urinal, and mothers sisters and ex-gfs are off limit... but this one took me by surprise lol

Guy: I may just be 24 but my mental age is 32

Me: Oh really now? So if that is the case what age girls do u date?

Guy: Oh there is no set age for me. Age is but a number...there is a formula for the lower limit for guys though but none for the upper limit.

Me: Huh?

Guy: Yeah its guy code. A guy shouldn't date a girl that is less than [ 1/2 the man's age + 7]

Me: WTF? DWL!!!! That is definitely a new one for me.

So ladies to see if your man is upstanding-guy code abiding citizen do the math lol.

Motivational Quotes After A Night of Drama

 * Sigh* Spent the past 2 hours on the phone with 3 of my girls talking about various guy drama.

Looks like even the most confident, independent, and accomplished woman can't escape the clutches of love. I dunno what it is about guys that renders us so defenseless.  I guess no matter how happy you are by yourself it cant compare to how it feels when you know that there is someone out there that is always thinking about you, always has your best interest at heart, there is someone that you can always call on for even the most trivial matter. Its like you're sharing the weight of the world with that person...you don't have to deal with anything on your own. I guess also its just a sense of belonging and completeness and then when that is taken away you end up feeling even more alone than before.

Anyways its a waning moon tonight and according to the White Goddess its a time to banish, release, and reverse.  A time to break bad habits or bad addictions, to end bad relationships. This is a time of deep intuition and a time for divination.

So we're "moving along"!

Here are some of my fave motivational quotes hand picked specifically for my 3 girlies:

"Watching you walk out of my life hasn't made me bitter or cynical about love but rather it has shown me that if I wanted so badly to be with the wrong person, how beautiful it will be when the right one comes along"

"I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended whole was as good as new. What is broken is broken. I would rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and see the broken places as long as I lived" - Margaret Mitchell

"The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved that it will be" - Marcel Pagnol

"There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will. So don't worry about people from your past there is a reason they didn't make it to your future."

"I have often regretted my speech but never my silence" ;-)

"Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion" - Javan

"It is better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all" - Alfred Lord Tennyson

And the best for last:

"MAYBE OUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE OUR SOULMATES AND GUYS ARE JUST PEOPLE TO HAVE FUN WITH" - Sex & the City

For My Girls - BASLTRAT!

Found this pic for the girls of BASLTRAT!! (Boys Are Stupid Lets Throw Rocks At Them)

 

BASLTRAT Support Group 

 (its copyright bitches so don't steal the name)

Initiated: late 2009.

Current Member Population: 3 hott but f**ked up girls

History: My two girls and I found ourselves in the same guy related predicament at the same time (I'm trying to decide if I should broadcast what the predicament was). Anyhoo to cope with the drama and heartache whenever one of us was down and low we would get together and drink our problems away. Opening discussion point: the men... after that just crazy drunken fun. Many a great quotes have been fashioned at BASLTRAT!

Number of bottles of wine currently consumed at a meeting: 3

Top priority goal of BASLTRAT: Find a wholesale wine supplier!

We "Deh" or We Dont "Deh"????

Waaaayy too tired to type but I jus got back from another date with "The Doctor" and to get you up to date here is the convo with my fren Char (check her out at Charville). The quote of the day is bolded btw lolol

CHAЯ|dy7|: Lol

CHAЯ|dy7|: Whore

CHAЯ|dy7|: I bet u have ur tongue stuck down ****** throat don't? /:)

♡̷̬̩̃̊ Kris ♡̷̬̩̃̊: Yes lololol

CHAЯ|dy7|: *sigh* X_X

♡̷̬̩̃̊ Kris ♡̷̬̩̃̊: I think I might be in a relationship

♡̷̬̩̃̊ Kris ♡̷̬̩̃̊: :s

♡̷̬̩̃̊ Kris ♡̷̬̩̃̊: I don't know

CHAЯ|dy7|: Lol wth?

CHAЯ|dy7|: Wat happen?

♡̷̬̩̃̊ Kris ♡̷̬̩̃̊: Cuz we were making out then he started pointed to my diff body parts and saying "mine" to all of them

♡̷̬̩̃̊ Kris ♡̷̬̩̃̊: So I asked if he doesn't mind sharing

♡̷̬̩̃̊ Kris ♡̷̬̩̃̊: And then he sed "I don't even know the definition of that word"

♡̷̬̩̃̊ Kris ♡̷̬̩̃̊: Then he asked if I would want to share my baby aka him

♡̷̬̩̃̊ Kris ♡̷̬̩̃̊: And I sed no

♡̷̬̩̃̊ Kris ♡̷̬̩̃̊: Is that jus playful banter or confirmation of a rship?

CHAЯ|dy7|: Lol omg u have whored ur way into a relationship X_X

CHAЯ|dy7|: That sounds like confirmation

♡̷̬̩̃̊ Kris ♡̷̬̩̃̊: Lmfao!!!!!

♡̷̬̩̃̊ Kris ♡̷̬̩̃̊: What the f**k did I do???

CHAЯ|dy7|: Lol give him blue balls n make him want u lolololol

♡̷̬̩̃̊ Kris ♡̷̬̩̃̊: Whoi lawd

What do y'all think? 

What happened to the good old days when you were like 14 and guys just came up front and asked "Yuh waan deh wid mi?"lmao soooo rosemantic huh? But i'll forego the romance for clarity cuz right now I don't really know where I stand and I don't want to be the "so-what-are-we girl".

Oh news flash...this just in...apparently when you're at this age you're suppose to just know if you're in a rship. Hmph! "just know" my batty...until I hear the words "wi deh" its a free for all babay! :-D

Aside: I'm really starting to like The Doctor :-s

Random Thought For the Day...

  

When it comes to matters of the heart and falling in love how do you define strength?

I know of people both guys and girls who pride themselves on being "strong" when it comes to emotions. They seem to think that to be strong is to never get whipped, to always remain in control and to never fall in love more than the other person. So is it the ability to avoid emotional attachment or to keep a tight reign on your emotions that defines strength?

Or is being strong your ability to take a leap, give yourself totally knowing the risks but then if the shit hits the fan being able to pick yourself up, learn from your experience and move along? 

I haven't decided yet...maybe its a combination of both :S

"If you think love means never being hurt, then you're not ready for it"

Fate and I Are Gonna Have Words When I Die!

So I haven't had the best of luck with guys in the past...and apparently in the present as well (we'll get to that soon). Looking at "my resume" as I like to call it (or track record if you want to be crude) you would think that I did pretty well...I mean all the major guys have turned out to be successful...you have the University Lecturer, Banker, Lawyer, Politician and the most recent the Doctor.

Lets discuss shall we...

Case 1: The University Lecturer

(14 -16 years old.) Cheated on me once (didn't find out till years after). Cheated on me twice and left me for the girl...reason he gave "You're just not Indian enough for me and my family." Well you guessed it... the other two girls were Indian enough. Funnily enough...he is now seriously dating a "Chinese enough" girl with intent to marry while blowing up my bbm every so often trying to get into my pants lol.

Case 2: The Banker

(16 - 20 years old). Oh where to begin with this one?!?!? Short, now very chubby, poorly dressed, poorly endowed *hehehe* Indian guy (guess I was Indian enough for this one lol).  I don't know what I was thinking to this day! Anyhoo...4 years bad sex only for him to run off with my best friend to whom he is currently engaged. No longer speak to him...speak to her occasionally cuz she persistently tried to sweet me up. But you gotta love karma...I found out that he was cheating on her with her friend, another more Indian enough girl with ginormous knockers! Made my day/month/year/life lol

Case 3: The Lawyer

(20-21years old). Love of my life. Did me bad. Story is waaay too long and depressing to get into right now.

Case 4:The Politician

(23-24 years old). Okay this was totally all my fault. Got with a guy that was in a long distance relationship. Started out innocently as old friends parring (I swear!). After 6 months hormones won the battle. Best "relationship" I've had since the lawyer. 6 months later conscience won the battle I said I was done. He said he would leave her....of course you know how the story ends. We're civil though.

Case 5 *pending*: The Doctor

(24 years old...feeling like 50 years old). Fate really decided to screw with me on this one. Really nice guy, intelligent with common sense (because the two are very different), ambitious, caring, sweet, not bad on the eyes, very nicely endowed *hehehe*, all the things you want in a guy really. Whats the catch you ask??? The dude is one of those saved Christians aka a celibate Christian i.e. he is waiting till marriage (I'm repeating it so many times cuz I'm simply in disbelief). Oh just shoot me dead now please. I may not be Indian enough but the part Indian I got was definitely the white liver :'(. I'll keep you guys posted.... 

...but for now its... 

I'm sooooo gonna kick Fate's ass!

I'm Not Happy and I Don't Care To Hide It!

Why is it that people think you must be happy all the damn time? I'm not happy and guess what I'm okay with not being happy. I've accepted that life isn't all rainbows and cotton candy. I'm at peace with the fact that I'm gonna face hardships. But I'm don't feel the need to run around with a big grin on my face 24/7. 

If I want to put up a pic like the one above on my bbm then why can't I? Why does it have to mean that I'm maladjusted or that something is wrong with me? The pic to me represents the happy front that everyone puts on (the mask) and the fact that underneath all that plastic fascade are the scars of life. What's wrong with having scars? It only serves to prove that you've lived and experienced life to its fullest...ups and downs included. 

Anyhoo..its not me u have to be worried about remember I'm at piece with the fact that shit is gonna happen. Its the ppl who go around suppressing the bad and fronting like life is the sweetest thing that u gotta worry about. They don't cope well...they're the maladjusted ones...they're the ones that u find in A&E after they dun drink 5L of coolant and slit their wrists with their family saying "I don't understand she was such a happy child" (yeah one of my med stories...fuk up thing is that the treatment for coolant poisoning is ethanol so what did they give the suicidal girl as a cure...a bottle of rum to drink plus they shot it up into her veins...why because rum is....dum dum dum....ethanol!!!! Great idea drunking off the person that just tried to off herself). 

Anyhoo that's my rant. All I'm saying is I'm not happy, I don't expect to be happy so when shit comes my way I can deal and when great things come my way I'm even more grateful than u fakers :-p

 

(Hehehe..this is too cute)