So I haven't had the best of luck with guys in the past...and apparently in the present as well (we'll get to that soon). Looking at "my resume" as I like to call it (or track record if you want to be crude) you would think that I did pretty well...I mean all the major guys have turned out to be successful...you have the University Lecturer, Banker, Lawyer, Politician and the most recent the Doctor.
Lets discuss shall we...
Case 1: The University Lecturer
(14 -16 years old.) Cheated on me once (didn't find out till years after). Cheated on me twice and left me for the girl...reason he gave "You're just not Indian enough for me and my family." Well you guessed it... the other two girls were Indian enough. Funnily enough...he is now seriously dating a "Chinese enough" girl with intent to marry while blowing up my bbm every so often trying to get into my pants lol.
Case 2: The Banker
(16 - 20 years old). Oh where to begin with this one?!?!? Short, now very chubby, poorly dressed, poorly endowed *hehehe* Indian guy (guess I was Indian enough for this one lol). I don't know what I was thinking to this day! Anyhoo...4 years bad sex only for him to run off with my best friend to whom he is currently engaged. No longer speak to him...speak to her occasionally cuz she persistently tried to sweet me up. But you gotta love karma...I found out that he was cheating on her with her friend, another more Indian enough girl with ginormous knockers! Made my day/month/year/life lol
Case 3: The Lawyer
(20-21years old). Love of my life. Did me bad. Story is waaay too long and depressing to get into right now.
Case 4:The Politician
(23-24 years old). Okay this was totally all my fault. Got with a guy that was in a long distance relationship. Started out innocently as old friends parring (I swear!). After 6 months hormones won the battle. Best "relationship" I've had since the lawyer. 6 months later conscience won the battle I said I was done. He said he would leave her....of course you know how the story ends. We're civil though.
Case 5 *pending*: The Doctor
(24 years old...feeling like 50 years old). Fate really decided to screw with me on this one. Really nice guy, intelligent with common sense (because the two are very different), ambitious, caring, sweet, not bad on the eyes, very nicely endowed *hehehe*, all the things you want in a guy really. Whats the catch you ask??? The dude is one of those saved Christians aka a celibate Christian i.e. he is waiting till marriage (I'm repeating it so many times cuz I'm simply in disbelief). Oh just shoot me dead now please. I may not be Indian enough but the part Indian I got was definitely the white liver :'(. I'll keep you guys posted....
...but for now its...
I'm sooooo gonna kick Fate's ass!
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